Hoopz on the October 2008 ‘Pretty Young Things’ Issue of King Magazine

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I really do love Hoopz (VH1’s Flavor of Love & I Love Money) and I’m not hatin’, but this cover is eerily reminiscent of that nasty ass goatse pic!

What can I say? It is!

[Thanks str8nyc!]

Well, That Was a Quickie

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After only two months of marriage Chris Kattan, 37, and his wife, Sunshine Tutt, 31, have split up.

The couple have been together since 2005, but it seems that marriage wasn’t kind to the former SNL star and his model bride. They were married June 28th.

A rep for the couple insists there are no plans for a divorce, at least not yet. He told Us magazine, “Separated for the moment. No plans for divorce at this time.”

Published on August 19th, 2008 in Breakups, Celebrity Breakups, Celebrity Marriage, Chris Kattan, SNL, marriage

Hot ot Not?

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Michael Phelps and his eight gold medals on the cover of the latest Sports Illustrated.

Published on August 19th, 2008 in Hot or Not, Sports, Sports Figures

Spears’ Attorney Claims She’s Owed $338K for Two Months of Work

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Most lawyers are slime - except for when you need them. And even then..

Britney Spears indeed needed counsel to help in her custody battle with ex-husband, Kevin Federline. However, she’s getting reamed by Stacy Phillips, one of her attorneys who served the pop princess between the months of March and June.

From E!:

According to a declaration filed Monday in Los Angeles Superior Court, the “Sometimes I Run” songstress owes $338,414.87 to Phillips for $700-an-hour services rendered between March and June—and there are rumors of a lawsuit in the works, because Spears’ camp is objecting to the hefty sum.

But that’s a discount, says the attorney, who states that the tab includes “time already deducted as a courtesy,” time “written off” and $75,000 that she expects to get next month.

Phillips was dismissed before Spears’ custody settlement was reached last month with the help of Spears’ recently reinstated family lawyer Laura Wasser, who broke ranks last fall but returned in time to help Spears obtain more visitation privileges with sons Sean Preston and Jayden James.

Wasser’s most recent bill, encompassing two months of counsel, totals $60,075, per another declaration filed on behalf of the law firm of Wasser, Cooperman & Carter.

But because her firm has already applied Spears’ $25,000 retainer fee toward her bill, she’s requesting no more than half of the total sum at this time.

Why so high, you might ask?

Phillips says that Spears’ conservatorship arrangement, which has gotten much of the credit for her 180-degree turn for the better over the last five months, made her case more complex.

Indeed. Attorneys for dad Jamie Spears indicated in court last week that they intend to contest his little girl’s legal bills. A hearing is scheduled for Sept. 16 to discuss Phillips’ fee.

Doesn’t that seem outrageous? Not surprising though. That’s a lawyer for ya.

Not a smart move on Phillips’ part as she will getting some negative publicity regarding this and everyone will know what an overpaid greedy douche she is.

Now for the obligatory lawyer joke:

Why does California have the most lawyers and New Jersey the most toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey had first choice.

Published on August 19th, 2008 in Britney Spears, Celebrity Lawsuits, Celebrity Money, Lawsuits, money

I Love the 80s

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The Go-Gos with ‘We Got the Beat’, live in 1981!

Published on August 19th, 2008 in 80s, I Love the 80's, Music, Retro, Videos

More Ellen and Portia Wedding Photos

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I don’t know what you guys think about Portia’s wedding dress, but I absolutely love it.

And I think Portia looked amazing in it.  I would be willing to bet that a lot of women out there will be wanting a similar style dress for their wedding after all the publicity this one got.

People magazine has exclusive coverage of the women’s wedding in this week’s issue.

And more photos you might have missed..


Christina Applegate Opts for Double Mastectomy

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Christina Applegate, 36, was diagnosed with breast cancer earlier this month, and after surgery, she is completely cancer free.

“I’m clear. Absolutely 100-percent clear and clean,” she said in her Good Morning America appearance on Tuesday.

Applegate, whose own mother has battled the disease twice, has the gene (BRCA1) which is known to cause breast cancer. So instead of going through chemo, radiation and worrying about a possible recurrence - she opted for a double mastectomy. The surgery was three weeks ago and was a success.

Applegate said, “Sometimes I cry. Sometimes I scream, and I get really angry and I get really into wallowing in self-pity sometimes, and I think it’s all part of healing.”

“My decision, after looking at all the treatment plans that were possibilities for me, the only one that seemed the most logical and the one that was going to work for me was to have a bilateral mastectomy. So basically I had a prophylactic double mastectomies.”

“I didn’t want to go back to the doctors every four months for testing and squishing and everything. I just wanted to kind of be rid of this whole thing for me. This was the choice that I made, and it was a tough one.”

Applegate says that when she found out about her cancer she was immediately angry. But soon after the anger turned to dedication - dedication to beat the awful disease.

Christina will undergo reconstructive surgery, which will take place over the next eight months. She seems to have a good attitude about it and joked, “I’m gonna have cute boobs till I’m 90.”

An inspiration to all of us. I can’t say I would be so optimistic..

Published on August 19th, 2008 in Celebrity Illness, Christina Applegate, Illness

Keira Knightley in Vogue

Source: www.derekhail.com

I have to admit, even though she’s not naked of scantily clad in the September Issue of Vogue, Keira Knightley at least shows you how somewhat versatile she can be when someone throws makeup and weird clothing at her. She still looks like an uptight little princess though.

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Published on August 19th, 2008 in Keira Knightley

Mariah Carey: Before She Was a Famous Attention Whore

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Mariah Carey takes time out of her busy schedule to reflect back on her childhood with the press. One of the experiences she shares while growing up, was being a child to a poor single mother.

“I didn’t have the money to get… even really enough food,” she told Fashion Rocks magazine of her childhood.

Mariah, who was raised by a single mother, says the need for bare necessities helped drive her to stardom.

So, Mariah, you were forced to eventually sing for your supper. So you sang, and you eventually had one helluva supper. No wonder you’ve put on so much weight over the years; you practically didn’t know there was food outside of ramen noodles and fish sticks until you hit it big. Well now what you know what a filet mignon tastes like, you can refrain from the gorging and carry on like any normal whore would.

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Published on August 19th, 2008 in Mariah Carey

Hilary Duff Engaged?

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Hilary Duff was spotted Friday toting around a ring on her wedding finger with boyfriend Mike Comrie. Surely it was all just a hoax? Well…to end all the confusion the press got down to the bottom of this:

Duff’s camp is not confirming or denying that Comrie popped the question…

When asked if they’re engaged, a rep for the singer-actress did not comment.

What’s going on? It seems like America is losing their potential lusty jailbaits to guys that transcend the boundaries of fantasy, for…love? What the hell is wrong with them? I can only hope that they take shear pleasure out of destroying everything with their erections.

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Published on August 19th, 2008 in Hilary Duff

Rumer Willis is…Hot?

Source: www.derekhail.com

So I have been informed that chubby short haired little boy that is usually at Demi Moore’s side is actually her daughter, and now she’s finally thought it about time to look like it. Costarring alongside Anna Faris in “The House Bunny,” Rumer comes out with some respectable pics for a change for Page Six Magazine.

When People magazine anointed Rumer one of the “100 Most Beautiful People” last April, she was shocked. “It was trippy, man. I was like, ‘Really?’ After being compared to Jay Leno for so long, you don’t think of yourself in that way,” she says.

Well start getting used to it. For a change, you’re going to make your sexy mother proud.

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Published on August 19th, 2008 in Rumer Willis

Blake Lively Needs a New Wardrobe

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Everyone’s thoughts when Blake Lively showed up to the Gossip Girl/Vitamin water function last weekend must have been “damn that frilly crap on her chest!” When you decide to wear a see-through white shirt, not only is it considerate not to wear a bra, but you can’t have gay crap covering everything like a tease. At least there is half a boob showing. Maybe if I use a magnifying glass, I can picture the rest.

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Published on August 19th, 2008 in Blake Lively